.
Jim
Pretlow, I have had the pleasure of being your friend for many years. Describe Jim,
well if you’ve heard of “Lady Gaga,” very popular talented pop singer, writes
her own material piano, and sings etc. etc,,, a flash back of Janis Joplin,
Jim
passed away the afternoon (Monday 26th of July 2010,) He was in no
pain, and passed peacefully while the Hospice nurse was
there………………….
My
dear friend, you moved on to your next adventure…….
Rest in peace Jim, never forgotten, always in my heart ~linda
.
Kathleen
2nd of August
......and to all the other August babies
Yes you still...
Can get " the " book here....
http://www.amazon.com/Husbands-May-Come-Friends-Forever/dp/0982504608/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1258859236&sr=1-1
Message from Judith aka Moon Wilson
Contract signed
today and message said, “Let’s make a
movie!”
Will the book "Husbands May Come and Go, but Friends are Forever" result in a movie, or a TV series, mini-series ?
Stay tuned.....
....and look who finally cut a new CD
I am just thrilled with my friends
Judie and Carol
They have been attending
GOLD'S GYM
religiously.
And look at them now!
A rescue
team finds a crashed airplane. The lone survivor is chewing on a
bone,
with
a huge pile of human bones next to him, and the rescuers are shocked. The
survivor says,
“You
can’t judge me for this. I had to survive.” The leader of the rescue team says,
“But
Jesus Christ, man… your plane only went down
yesterday!”
*GOLF
VS. PORN*
A
man is watching a game of golf on
TV.
But
he keeps switching channels to
a
dirty movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous
sex.
"I
don't know whether to watch them or the game,
"
he says to his wife.
"For
heaven's sake, watch them," his wife says.
"You
already know how to
play
golf!"
SEX
AT 70!
|
I
just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,
Informing
me that I can have sex at 70! so
it's not far to walk home afterwards!
|
This one has been floating all over the internet....
A Polish man moved to
English
was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day
he
rushed
into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce
for
him.
The
lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances,
and
asked him the following questions:
Have
you any
grounds?
-Yes,
an acre and half and nice little
home.
No,
I mean what is the foundation of this case?
-
It made of concrete.
I
don't think you understand. Do either of you
have
a real grudge?
-
No, we have carport, and not need
one.
I
mean. What are your relations like?
-
All my relations still in
Is
there any infidelity in your
marriage?
-
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD
player.
Does
your wife beat you up?
-
No, I am always up before her.
Is
your wife a nagger?
-
No, she white.
Why
do you want this divorce?
-She
going to kill me.
What
makes you think that?
-I
got proof.
What
kind of proof?
-
She
going to poison me. She buy a bottle
-
-
at
drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom.
I can read, and it say:
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.
'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
' Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?'
'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?'
waddling chicken
that thinks
she's a
penguin
Standing
proudly upright and straight, this chicken that thinks she's a penguin
cuts
an unusual figure around the farmyard.
Bizarrely
mimicking the stance of her water-going cousins, the hen –
named
Mumble - even has smaller than normal wings, just like a
penguin.
And
she never attempts to fly like other chickens in the coop, choosing to
waddle
from side to side, although she is yet to take a dip in the
water.
Chinese
chicken: Mumble the hen who thinks she's a penguin stares
out
across
the water, perhaps wondering if she can swim
The
discovery of Mumble's unusual manner has also saved her life, with
the
family
which owns her sparing her from the cooking
pot.
The
bird's identity crisis has made her a celebrity in
eastern
Local
media outlets dubbed the chicken Mumble after the main character in the
animated
film Happy Feet, about a penguin that can't sing so dances
instead.
Odd
one out: Mumble cuts quite a contrast with her more traditional chicken
friends
Mr
Xi said: 'He only has little wings as well just like a penguin which he sticks
out
when he walks. I guess that's why he never
flies.
'I
had not seen the film but I like the name, although my bird can't dance –
and
I don't think he can swim either.
'But
he should be happy - my family all like him and so we decided to keep him
instead
of putting him in the pot.'
Crazy
bird: The chicken has proved popular in
Guess we'll never see these ad's again...
